R&Sers, did you know there are many famous Pastafarians that openly or secretly devote their life to FSM?
This is the list Pastafarians (May the sauce be with them) that I’ve made:
Pirates/Privateers:
Noah (O.P.)
Capt. Jack Sparrow (O.P.)
Long John Silver
(The other) John Silver**
Capt. Davy Jones*
Colonel Sanders*
James Raynor**
Capt. Hook
Blackbeard* (O.P.)
Admiral Lord Nelson (A closet Pirate)
Capt. Amelia***
Sir. Henry Morgan*
Anna Bonny*
Hendrick Lucifer*
Simon de Danser*
Roche Braziliano*
Sir Francis Drake*
Mary Read*
Zheng Yi Sao*
Hayreddin Barbarossa*
William Kidd*
Pier Gerlofs Donia*
Super Heroes/Regular Heroes:
Capt. America***
Capt. Planet
Logan (Wolverine)***
Superman***
Batman
Wonder Woman
Frodo Baggins
Gandalf the Grey/White***
Bruce Willis
Authors/Celebrities:
Gilligan*
Walt Disney* (O.P.)
Prof. Oak**
Robert Downey Jr.***
Alan Rickman
Richard Dawkins (O.P.)
George Carlin*
Bill Mayer
Obi Wan Kenobi*
Douglas Adams*
Michael Jackson*
Moot
Martin the Warrior*
Emma Watson
Philip Pullman*
Politicians/Leaders:
Jesus Christ
Vladamire Putin (O.P.)
Barack Obama
John F Kennedy*
George Washington*
Che Guevara*
These are the enemies of Pastafarian and FSM:
Tom Cruise/Scientology/Xenu
Fred Phelp/Westboro Baptist Church
Basement Cat
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Kim Jung Il
Adolf Hitler*
Stalin*
J. Edgar Hoover*
Bill O’Reilly
Senator Palpatine/Sith Lord***
Lord Voldemort***
King George The Third*
*Deceased
**Supposedly alive… in the distant future.
***Died, then came back. Then died again.
(O.P.): Openly (was) Pastafarian
You can help me add more names to this list! If you know more famous modern or past Pastafarians, please feel free to add it here.
I feel safer now, thank you.
(joke, but all in good spirits, love)






March 13th, 2010 at 2:15 am
You forgot Merlin the wizard.
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