Friday, March 12th, 2010

R&Sers, did you know there are many famous Pastafarians that openly or secretly devote their life to FSM?

This is the list Pastafarians (May the sauce be with them) that I’ve made:

Pirates/Privateers:
Noah (O.P.)
Capt. Jack Sparrow (O.P.)
Long John Silver
(The other) John Silver**
Capt. Davy Jones*
Colonel Sanders*
James Raynor**
Capt. Hook
Blackbeard* (O.P.)
Admiral Lord Nelson (A closet Pirate)
Capt. Amelia***
Sir. Henry Morgan*
Anna Bonny*
Hendrick Lucifer*
Simon de Danser*
Roche Braziliano*
Sir Francis Drake*
Mary Read*
Zheng Yi Sao*
Hayreddin Barbarossa*
William Kidd*
Pier Gerlofs Donia*

Super Heroes/Regular Heroes:
Capt. America***
Capt. Planet
Logan (Wolverine)***
Superman***
Batman
Wonder Woman
Frodo Baggins
Gandalf the Grey/White***
Bruce Willis

Authors/Celebrities:
Gilligan*
Walt Disney* (O.P.)
Prof. Oak**
Robert Downey Jr.***
Alan Rickman
Richard Dawkins (O.P.)
George Carlin*
Bill Mayer
Obi Wan Kenobi*
Douglas Adams*

Michael Jackson*
Moot
Martin the Warrior*
Emma Watson
Philip Pullman*

Politicians/Leaders:
Jesus Christ
Vladamire Putin (O.P.)
Barack Obama
John F Kennedy*
George Washington*
Che Guevara*

These are the enemies of Pastafarian and FSM:
Tom Cruise/Scientology/Xenu
Fred Phelp/Westboro Baptist Church
Basement Cat
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Kim Jung Il
Adolf Hitler*
Stalin*
J. Edgar Hoover*
Bill O’Reilly
Senator Palpatine/Sith Lord***
Lord Voldemort***
King George The Third*

*Deceased
**Supposedly alive… in the distant future.
***Died, then came back. Then died again.
(O.P.): Openly (was) Pastafarian

You can help me add more names to this list! If you know more famous modern or past Pastafarians, please feel free to add it here.

I feel safer now, thank you.

(joke, but all in good spirits, love)


10 Responses to “R&Sers, did you know there are many famous Pastafarians that openly or secretly devote their life to FSM?”

Mr. Owl, PhD Says:

You forgot Merlin the wizard.
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tammy b Says:

Really?
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animefreaky16 Says:

I feel safer now, thank you.

(joke, but all in good spirits, love)
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Christian purity Says:

FSM is a sick way for atheists to mock God. God help you.
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Vinny Says:

John Lennon?
Smokey the Bear?
The guy who invented music?
Awesomest man in the world?
Chuck Norris?

Enemies:
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May the sauce be with you. R’Amen.

Shaved Says:

wasn’t Nixon one?
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Sips Other Fist (((Zilla))) Says:

Yes, yes, true Pastafarians they be.

Er, you forgot Gary Busey aka Cmdr. Krill and Tommy Lee Jones aka William Stranix in that 1992 epic piracy flick "Under Siege".
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Uh Yeah! Says:

Would Dennis Hopper and Kevin Costner be considered Pastafarians? (Deacon and Mariner)

After all, they were pirates in Waterworld. XD
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???í?? ???í????: Home Sweet Home Says:

I wasn’t aware that Noah didn’t believe in Yahweh…
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Anarch Says:

Fairly good list… add me to it and it will be complete LOL!
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